It’s that time of year again.
It’s almost mid-December: Irish moms everywhere are frantically hiding ‘good cookies’, Irish immigrants from all over the world are preparing to go home for the holidays, and groups of friends across Ireland are organizing the annual pilgrimage. drunks. 12 Christmas Ads.
It’s a relatively new tradition, but a tradition nonetheless, and one that has only grown in popularity over the years.
The rules, while strange and numerous, are simple: visit twelve different pubs in one night, spend 30 minutes and have a drink in each, wear the ugliest Christmas sweater you own, and strictly obey the laws of each pub. .
The rules differ from group to group, and you can always add or take away to make the night easier – or harder – but if you’ve never played before, here’s a plan to get you started. .
The first ad: no first names
I hope you know the group you are making the pilgrimage well enough with, as you will either need to refer to them only by their last name or by a nickname, because if you are calling someone by their real first name and someone ‘one calls you on it, that’s a penalty drink.
(PS: You can also swap the “penalty drinks” for a “shame bell” that you can ring whenever someone breaks a rule, because having to take punches when you’re not in the mood is honestly boring. .)
The second ad: no score
If you’ve ever used this rule while playing a game of Kings or something like that, you’ll realize how difficult it is. We are an illustrative people – we point and gesture a lot. But if you forget yourself and point your finger at the second pub, that’s a penalty drink.
The third ad: malicious drink
Pretty simple: if you are right handed, drink with your left hand. If you are left-handed, vice versa. And if you forget, you better believe it’s a penalty drink.
Fourth pub: Shot Pub
Maybe you’re saving this one for a pub you’re not very excited to hang out in for so long – maybe it’s really small, very loud, very quiet, or just a little weird. Head to the bar, take your shot and move on to the next one.
Fifth ad: no swear words
Can you imagine how hard it will be? It’s hard enough for 99% of us not to swear even when we’re completely sober, f ***** g, imagine it after 4 fucking ads. F ***.
Sixth ad: speak with an accent
Questionable British, Australian and American accents all around. Sláinte!
Seventh ad: The Penguin
Make your way from the sixth pub to the seventh pub waddling like a penguin the whole time. The bigger the group, the more hilarious it looks. It might be an idea to make sure these two pubs are close enough to each other, unless waddling across town is your idea to have a good time (and if so, we don’t judge!). Once you get to the next pub you have already completed the rule so you can just relax and have a normal drink.
Eighth pub: Le Calice
Raise your pint high as a tribute to your party friends – and keep it there all the time, lowering it only for a drink in your glass. You will likely be a little wobbly at this point in the trip, so watch yourself!
Ninth ad: selfie with a stranger
We’re a friendly bunch even when we’re completely sober, so this one shouldn’t be a problem. Find a friendly-looking stranger and have them take a selfie with you. But if they are not ready to do it, accept it, move on and ask someone else; don’t be a mog.
Tenth ad: never have I ever
The guaranteed way to ensure that everyone present wakes up with fear the next day. Take a Never Have I Ever tour and reveal your most embarrassing secrets. You’ve got ten glasses deep, after all.
Eleventh commercial: The Dancing Eejit
You can guess – get on this dance floor and make a fool of yourself. At least it’s intentional this time around.
Twelfth Pub: Sláinte!
Congratulations guys, you have made it. You’ve successfully completed the (not so) old Irish tradition of the 12 Pubs of Christmas. And the rule for the last ad is … there are no rules. Relax and enjoy your drink – you deserve it.
It’s important to keep in mind that this is a game and games are meant to be fun. Therefore, if you are feeling a little more tired, don’t feel pressured to continue and just keep drinking water all night!